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[Jan. 7th, 2010|11:48 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | benji madden, bondage, christian kane, darren hayes, good charlotte, hilary duff, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, matt bomer, steve carlson, the morning wibble, vanessa anne hudgens | ] |
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( Today's been shit - have some pretty pictures ) |
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| Advanced Torture |
[Jan. 7th, 2010|05:27 am] |
Title: Advanced Torture
Author:dandygrrrl
Pairing: Frank/Gerard
Rating: Overall NC-17
Summary: What happens in a Advanced Torture class.
Disclaimer: Don’t own anyone but I might try kidnapping bhahahaha <<< Apparently that's a little creepy so yeah don't own no one.
Warnings: vampires, bdsm, crack written as 100% serious, Gore and lots of blood
Author Notes: This is part one. I was going to write in three parts but I writing it in three. Why? Well Part One is pretty tame. Part Two will be all blood and guts so you may want to skip it. Part Three will be Frank and Gerard Kink.
So this is set in The RD Au and it’s going back in time to when Gerard and Frank wore still at school. Ayslingthefox really wanted to read what happens in a advance torture class and this is what I’ve come up with. It’s dark humour and a little kinky.
This part gets a little gory.
( part one )
( part two )
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| Because I'm unimaginative and in pain... |
[Jan. 6th, 2010|09:45 pm] |
(2 Points) My name:
(2 Point) My last name:
(5 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(3 Points) Who am I in love with:
(2 Points) Where did we (as in you and me) meet:
(2 Points) What kind of car do I drive:
(2 Points) Where do I work:
(3 Points) Something that I am afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke:
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(2 Points) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(1 Point) Do I like 'em:
(4 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(2 Points) How many piercings do I have:
(3 Points) Name a song that I love:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) What’s my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(5 Points) What is the color of my room:
(5 Points) Give me a movie or TV quote that I love:
(5 Points + on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:
70-75 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
60-69 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
50-59 Points; Decent Stalker
20-49 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Crappy Stalker or New Stalker
Comments are screened, will answer with your points. |
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| The Snow Wibble |
[Jan. 6th, 2010|05:08 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | billy martin, bryan adams, christian kane, good charlotte, hilary duff, jensen ackles, kirsten vangsness, matt bomer, matthew gray gubler, steve carlson, the morning wibble | ] |
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The Snow JobDay ( wibble-a-thon ) |
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| Writer's Block: Love is deaf |
[Jan. 6th, 2010|03:57 pm] |
Personly I don't think any music is horrific, there's music I certainly don't like. I don't think I could date any one thats into Gangsta rap or hardcore rave. I think in a strange way music does reflect your chacter so I also couldn't date anyone that only listened to "Chart Music," personly and I could be wrong, I think this shows a lack of imagination. I want to date someone that isn't scared to think outside of the box or travel a less well traveld path.
P.S Did I make any sense there?
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| Thank God It Wasn't Monday! |
[Jan. 5th, 2010|06:39 pm] |
Today has been another pretty crap day, to be perfectly honest with you.
I really struggled to get out of bed this morning. My alarm went off at 06:00 but I didn't drag myself out of bed til 06:45. I swear it took everything I had just to get out of bed, get washed and dressed and not call in for a duvet/mental health day.
I didn't though and feel quite proud of myself for pushing on.
Especially since the day didn't actually end up being quite that bad.
Well, with the exception of one telephone call that really was that bad. In fact, it was WORSE!
It should have been so simple, in theory
A customer called up for a breakdown of her bill.
A/c had been originally closed to an estimated meter reading, was then rebilled to an actual reading. Only... the agent who had performed the rebill had done it wrong. Really really wrong. Which meant the poor customer had something like 5 or 6 bills, for the same time period, all with different figures. Understandably, she a) wanted an explanation and b) was pretty pissed off
Not the sort of phone call you want when you're having a wobble and are completely doubting yourself!
I ended up having to get my manager, Judy, to go through the bills with me to figure out what the hell had happened because I just was not following it. It took the two of us almost twenty minutes (and two whiteboards) to work out what had happened, why it had happened and what the actual charges were.
I was a very nice llama and did actually put it into a nice clear letter to the customer, breaking down each indivdual charge and the dates into an understandable letter. Got Judy to check it as well. I was a bit of a wreck after that call but Judy said I'd done very well so that made me feel a bit better.
My stats however, have been pretty damn awful today
We have an Average Handling Time that our calls are supposed to be under, and that AHT is split between Talk Time and Wrap Time. Now, the AHT has to be 380 seconds. The Talk Time has to 70% of the AHT and the Wrap Time 30%
My AHT was 432 seconds, of which my ATT was 246 and my AWT was 186, giving a high AHT and a 57/43 split
*sigh*
Mind, to be fair, most of it was due to the call I just said about and a lot of it was due to my computer being a total bitch. In the first hour and a quarter, it crashed 4 times. And always in the middle of doing something. So, I had to keep redoing everything in my Wrap Time. I did make my manager aware of both incidents though, so I'm not gonna get pulled aside over it
Also, I'd kind of like to send our customers on a reading comprehension course. I thought that when you received a statement that quite clearly states on it: "THIS STATEMENT IS FOR INFORMATION ONLY" and "PAYMENTS WILL BE TAKEN FROM YOUR PAYMENT PLAN" that it was fairly obvious what was going on
Apparently though, its not.
I've pretty much spent the day confirming to people that no, you do have a direct debit set up and no, you don't need to make an extra payment because the direct debit covers this amount, and as it clearly states its for information only.
GAH!
To the customer who wanted to know why his bill was over £800... once again, it's probably because you've not paid your water bill since April 2007
Unfortunately, we can't disconnect domestic customers for non-payment. If I could I would... but we can't. Commercial we can, but not domestic, more's the pity. People would actually, y'know, pay if we did that!
Some things you really can't make up. And these things include a customer calling in by the name of Jeff Denny Morgan. Put a smile on my face, that's for sure. And gave me lovely Jeff daydreams for the rest of the day. Specifically Dom!Jeff with his boys Christian and Steve. Such pretty pretty mental images *giggles* Far too dirty to have been having at work but there's just something delicious about Jeff disciplining his boys.
And I know you think so to! *pokes tongue out*
Now if only we were allowed pens and paper in work so that I could have written some of it down...
Other good things that happened today included a customer who called up to say thank you following a prompt and efficient service following a sewearge flooding incident. It was nice to hear that there are people who do appreciate what we do, y'know?
Plus, I forwarded it to my manager, who forwarded it to the department who dealt with the incident, and it was forwarded to everyone involved.
I even got a thank you back for passing it on.
That felt damn good!
My plan for this evening involves more nesting.
I need to do my coding
I need to start plotting out my ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) pictures2words claim... I have some pretty Alec/Eliot thoughts but nothing's quite cemented itself yet.
I need to sort out my cafe and my farm and my ranch and my zoo et al on facebook |
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| Writer's Block: Sunrise, Sunset |
[Jan. 5th, 2010|05:46 pm] |
To be honest I don't I ever think of the same thing before I go sleep. When I wake up I think it's cleaning my teeth and Tea, I always need a mug of tea first thing. Last night before I want sleep I was thinking about Aliens and if they visited Earth what sort of food would they eat, which I think is a very good question. |
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| A brief round-up of Monday because I'm tired and wobbly |
[Jan. 4th, 2010|09:54 pm] |
Day 4 of coming off pills and... we're wobbly. Quite nicely. Managed a whole day on the phones but I've been second and third guessing myself, getting paranoid over what I'm telling customers, freaking out that I'm fucking up. Got snappy with a customer but then she was being a total bitch to me too. I didn't cry though and kept going.
I hate feeling paranoid
I hate second guessing everything I'm saying/typing, hate feeling like there's something behind what people say to me.
This sucks.
I'm also fucking cold. Seriously fucking cold. Like, I keep looking down to make sure my feet are still there.
When I came out of work this evening, Lotte was frozen. ON THE INSIDE
Driving to work this morning, Lotte's side-windows were refreezing as I was driving.
Not impressed.
I had an annoying customer that couldn't understand why she owed us over £1100
Now, I can't be sure but I think it's because she'd not paid her water bills in almost four years.
Old people that seem to want to tell me their life story annoy the fuck out of me. Especially when the question I asked was 'can I take your sort code please'
I've lost the ability to write fanfiction. I'm fresh out of new ideas - or at least one's that are writeable. Bob! needs ADHD meds.
My mum is on my back of every-fucking-thing.
So there we have it. I'm a cold, cranky, wobbly llama who's going to go and hide under her duvet until she has to be back to work tomorow morning. |
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| Oh Monday Monday |
[Jan. 4th, 2010|09:27 am] |
I don't wanna get out of my bed! My bed is warm and toasty. Outside of my bed it's only fucking 19F. I WANNA STAY IN MY WARM BED.
But I can't. Because I have to go to town. And then I have to go to work. I'm also not in the mood to do a late. I get the feeling its gonna be a fucking long day.
I'd much rather a late on a Friday than a Monday. But no, I have lates today and Wednesay, early's on Tuesday and Thursday, off Friday, working Saturday. Blah
( have a pretty ) |
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| The Saturday Wibble-A-Thon |
[Jan. 2nd, 2010|10:28 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | allison mack, christian kane, david tennant, emily deschanel, ewan mcgregor, jeffrey dean morgan, joel madden, matt bomer, matthew gray gubler, riley smith, steve carlson, the saturday wibble a thon, tiffani thiessen | ] |
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| | Westlife & Delta Goodrem - All Out Of Love | Powered by Last.fm | ] |
( The Saturday Wibble-A-Thon ) |
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| (no subject) |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|04:22 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | christian kane, david tennant, emily deschanel, emmy rossum, ewan mcgregor, fran kranz, jensen ackles, liz may brice, matthew gray gubler, shemar moore, sophia bush, the morning wibble | ] |
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| | Ronan Keating - Life Is A Rollercoaster | Powered by Last.fm | ] |
( The New Year's Day Wibble-A-Thon ) |
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| Writer's Block: The supper club |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|01:56 pm] |
Right now, I think it would be completely awesome to just have a total fangirl get-together. Me, ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) havenward, honeyjojames, elebridith, amara_m, raggedy_edge, canadiangoddess...EVERYONE and just sit around, eat drink and be merry, kinda thing.
Topics would of course be the usual: pretty boys, pretty girls, sex, porn, slash, fanfic... anything and everything.
We'd avoid all boring talk and just have FUN!
Foodwise... it'd be a pot-luck and everyone would bring something and we'd all eat far too much because that's how we roll LMAO |
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| 50 Books In 2010 |
[Jan. 1st, 2010|12:23 pm] |
I've seen a few people on my friends list doing this last year and, well, this year I want to get back into reading so I'm setting myself that good old 'read 50 books this year' challenge. I love reading a good book and just... haven't been so... lets get back to reading!
Book one for this year that I'm just about to pick up is Dragonflight by Anne McCaffrey
My mum is a voracious reader, something I totally picked up from her. Chances are you'd always find one of us with our nose buried in a book. Although the main difference is the type of book you'd find us reading.
Me, I prefer Poppy Z Brite, Anne Rice, Stephen King etc
Mum is more into Anne McCaffrey, Raymond Feist, Terry Brooks etc
This year, we're attempting to swap. I've picked up Dragonflight and my mum has picked Poppy Z Brite's Drawing Blood
Let's see how well this goes... |
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| Writer's Block: To auld lang syne |
[Dec. 31st, 2009|07:14 pm] |
Eh half the time, to be perfectly honestly with you, I don't even stay up to see the New Year in - I've never really seen the point of it. It's just another day, as far as I'm concerned, I don't see it as a new start, a clean sheet.
When I do stay up I text... well... everyone. Else, I do it when I wake up on the 1st.
Having said that, I would love to be able to see the New Year in with my girlfriend... *is wistful* |
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| A belated wibble |
[Dec. 31st, 2009|07:08 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | benji madden, bondage, ewan mcgregor, garret maggart, heather locklear, hilary duff, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, joel madden, sarah michelle gellar, sienna miller, the morning wibble | ] |
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| | Kelly Clarkson - Gone | Powered by Last.fm | ] |
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| Damn it! |
[Dec. 30th, 2009|07:58 pm] |
Apparently comments are capped at 5000 so I can't brake a record. I'm really upset now, well not as upset then I am about David Tennat leaving Doctor Who but I'm pretty damn miffed.
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